Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2004 Alaska State Football Champions...
The Patriots of North Pole High School.
them Elves'll Hitchee.
And by the way, the Pats are just the second non-Anchorage team to ever win State.
Alaska is a wonderful place, in no small part because the land and most of the people in it are absolutely stark-raving crazy.
READ THE ALASKA-CRAZY MANIFESTO
